Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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