Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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