Knock Knock Come in!

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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