How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Arron Glass

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Justin Bieber.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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