Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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i like cats

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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