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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Sarah Palin

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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