a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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