What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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