What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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So you there Red?

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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