What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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