There once was a man from Nantucket.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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You

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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