Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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call of duty world at war

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Men's Rights

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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