Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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I'm hungry.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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America

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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