What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Miley Cyrus.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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The Olympics

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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