- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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