Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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boobs

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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