roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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???????????? WTF?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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How are you this morning?

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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