a black man jumps in a pool.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Fat people.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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So you there Red?

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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