If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Justin Bieber

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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