Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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call of duty world at war

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Men's Rights

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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