In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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So you there Red?

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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