What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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