Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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