Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Har har hey

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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