What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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black people. that is all...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Get in the car.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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You copy and paster!

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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