What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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