Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Yes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Jews...

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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