No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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You copy and paster!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Dont look at me.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Anti Joke

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