How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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