What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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what sucks? things that suck

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