Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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^that joke's not funny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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I'm hungry.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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666

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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what sucks? things that suck

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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