Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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obamas trench

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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