A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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i like cats

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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