whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Hi

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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The Olympics

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Yes.

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Miley Cyrus.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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