what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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