What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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America

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Dont look at me.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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