- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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