- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

The Olympics

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

How are you this morning?

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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