what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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black people. that is all...

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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