Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Women's Rights.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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