Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Jews...

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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