- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

boobs

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

Society.

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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