What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Jews...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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