Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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The Bible

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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