roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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