Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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