Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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