What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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