Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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