What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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