What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Fags are gay.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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