Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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