Why is your face? Because.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Society.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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