Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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