The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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