Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Test

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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