What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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