Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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A woman's opinion

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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hey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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^that joke's not funny

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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