Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Paige

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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