What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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lol

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Fags are gay.

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