- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

What's white and sticky? Glue.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??