What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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knock knock whos there not me

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Racial Equality.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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