what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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wat?

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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