Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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