What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Racial Equality.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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