What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Poop

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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banana

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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It’s dead.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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