Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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