what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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9/11

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lol

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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agp

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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