Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

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