Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Racial Equality.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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