What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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