Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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yeah..

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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obamas trench

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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