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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Anti Joke

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