What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Racial Equality.

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Hello penis

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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British Dentistry

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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