Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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