your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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yeah..

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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