Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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British Dentistry

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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9/11

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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