A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Hi

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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agp

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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