Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Racial Equality.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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obamas trench

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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