What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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