national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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hey

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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