What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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A man walks into a pole.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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