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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Paige

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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It’s dead.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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