How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Barack Obama.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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