What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Hello penis

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Anti Joke

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