Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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who drinks pee? katness

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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yeah..

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