What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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