- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

Jews.

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