what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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