What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Hello penis

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Hi

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9/11

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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